May 292014
 
$49. One size.
Oops!

 

I went AWOL again — but it was only for four months this time. That’s barely more than a season. Progress!(?)

 

Honestly, even this post barely came to fruition. It was nearly derailed thanks to my proven method of never-actually-finishing-a-blog-post-during-the-lunch-break:
  1. Eat bagel.
  2. Start writing.
  3. Mash fourteen unrelated thoughts together.
  4. Delete everything.
  5. Repeat steps 3 and 4 for 20 minutes.
  6. SOMEONE JUST COOKED FISH IN THE OFFICE MICROWAVE AGAIN WHAT THE HELL WHO DOES THAT.

These steps almost never end with a finished blog. On the bright side, sometimes I do have passive aggressive doodles on my desk that look kind of like this:

maslow needs you to not cook that kthx

Good question to ask yourself before using a microwave right next to a coworker’s cubicle: “If I smelled like whatever this food is about to smell like, would I probably need to see a doctor?” If the answer is yes, DON’T COOK THAT SHIT. (Original pyramid graphic courtesy of Wikipedia.)

 

Erm. So. Rather than hitting replay on that cycle, I’m saving additional fodder for future (and hopefully more frequent) posts. For now, let’s keep this simple: check out the new crap I made! Here’s a big-ass-collection of all the stuff I’ve put up for sale on Etsy over the past couple weeks. Most of these represent a big step up from earlier baubles, thanks to the sweet semi-industrial pressure pot and air compressor I set up in my workshop. And by workshop, I mean kitchen. Just click on the image to hop on over to the Etsy listing :).
 
 
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$49. One size.

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$29. Size 7.25

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$33. Size 6.

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$29 each. Multiple sizes.

$29 each. Choose size.

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$33. Size 8.

$29. Size 6.

$29. Size 6.

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$33, Size 8.5

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$29. Multiple sizes.

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$29; size 7.25

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$29. Size 5.5.

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$29 each. Size 8.75 or size 9.

$29 each. Size 8.75/9.

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$29. Size 9.

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$29. Size 7.25.

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Jan 252014
 

Happy 2014! I don’t care that it’s almost February. I’m not dead! Sure, I neglected my blog for six or eight months — classic dead person behavior — but I’m not dead. So. Sorry for disappearing. I had my reasons, some better than others. Hypochondria. Stalking Adam Ant. A brief but intense problem with online [...]

May 242013
 

I’m furloughed today, along with every other employee of the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development. Not having to get up for work on a Friday seems awesome until you remember the pay cut. I almost had a “FUND MY FURLOUGH” Etsy sale, but I thought the better of it. So, besides deciding not [...]

May 142013
 

Oy! Update yer bookmarks. (Or follow my blog at the right address with Bloglovin!) I’ve got a new URL and a new lease on life! Actually, it’s just the URL. My life still has a lot of time left on the lease. I think I put too many quarters in the meter again. #karmicfail (Note to self: Past [...]

May 102013
 

If you’ve never read Hyperbole and a Half, go there. Seriously. Go. I’ll wait. See that picture –> RIGHT THERE? She draws all sorts of them. Go!   Okay. You’re back. Allie Brosh, Hyperbole’s mastermind,  was one of my favorite people on the internet before she disappeared a few years ago. Her webcomic (which I’m [...]

May 022013
 

See that dress? It’s for sale. So is everything in the snazzy new sidebar on the left. I’m officially running a small business. Yep. It’s May, I opened a shop, there’s snow in Kansas City, and the Royals are in first place. I could get used to living in a parallel universe like this one, but [...]

Apr 292013
 

Pssssst. Wanna know a secret? On May 1 (as in two days from now — and as in holy hell, it’s almost May), I’m launching an online boutique. (I’d say shop, store, or depot-fulla-shit-I-did, but boutique sounds higher rent.) I swore I’d go live by may — so it’s now or never. IF I can [...]